14th December Mass hissy fit occupies entire nation

 

Everyone over 18 has been invited to book a booster and is able to used a computer, joined together in a mass hissy fit yesterday morning after waiting in a never ending queue in order to join a never moving queue for a booster jab

Having found an even bigger dead cat to throw onto the table to try to distract people from the shenanigans in Downing Street last year, this impossible target of vaccinating a million people a day will do little to boost Boris' popularity.

To help battle the incoming ‘tidal wave / tsunami / flood / kahuma of Omicron’, all over-18s are now eligible to head to the NHS website, where they can attempt navigate its punishingly dull pages, and still fail to book an appointment after being trapped in what might feel like limbo. In the process one can run through ones entire vocabulary of swear words, shooting them at an apparently frozen computer screen, with zero effect.

And whilst the government attempts to make the entire populatiion s%$t itself following a single death from Omicron, the questions that Boris and co need to be asked at the next press conference are the same as the asked by Professor of medicine and consultant oncologist Karol Sikora.
  • What age was this individual?
  • What underlying health issues did he / she have?
  • And most importantly....had they actually been vaccinated or could they not be a&£$d to get it done?
 
Such is the lack transparency of the government that all we now in this case, and in every death that is reported on the news everyday, is that an indivdual tested positive for the virus within the past 28 days, not that the virus was the actual cause if death. Yes, this indivudual tested positive for the Omicron variant but could well have died after being hit by a bus. Or whilst patiently waiting on line to try to actually book a booster!
 
So just like Boris, I have a new catchy three word slogan that just rolls of the tongue and captures the zietgiest. 
More Transparency Now


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