3rd September keyboard warrior ready to go to war


Fresh from explaining to anyone who would listen, and many who wouldn't, the epidemiological aspects of coronavirus, infections as well as offering his expert views explaining on why it all went pear shaped in Afghanistan, how to deal with the current situation as well as proposing a plan for the future, despite needing several attempts to correctly spell the name of the country, Twitter warrior, Ivan Opinion, is now considering his next keyboard crusade.

Amongst Ivan Opinion's options are venting his anger on the preposterous explanations scientists offer with regard climate change or why Ronaldo would have been better moving to play for Burnley if he wanted to be considered an all time great of the game. 

Many people who are forced to listen to his views fear that over the coming weeks Ivan Opinion will divulge his spontaneous un thought through thoughts on the sex abuse scandal in religious organisations, the assassination of Geronimo the alpaca and why Married at First Sight contestants Nikita and Ant should never have been paired.

Speaking to Grace Under Pressure, Ivan Opinion explained, "I firmly beleive that I don't actually have to know anything about anything to be able to have an opinion on it, one that I know is almost always better that the so called experts and specialists.. I mean just look at this blog, if i were writing it I would..."

Sadly for eveyone at that moment the connection with Ivan Opinion was lost so we will never know what pearls of wisdom he was about to offer.

 


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