28th September It's all been worthwhile...hasn't it?


In an exclusive interview with Grace Under Pressure, government spokesman, Notta Nissue, has revealed that despite no food, fuel, workers, border control or trade deal in sight, the Brexit campaign and leaving the EU is a roaring success.

“Yes, things are going great. Just like we said they would," Notta Nissue explained, "I mean luxury items like oh lets say, uhm food, are going to be loads more expensive assuming there have been any deliveries and the people who actually have petrol in their car have left anything on the shelves. Although we do expect more people to go there to avoid the absolute fortune it's going to cost to heat your houses over winter because energy prices are literally going through your roof."

“Other than that it’s fine unless you are in one of those industries like farming, fishing, hospitality, social care, entertainment or  that have been devastated." Notta Nissue continued. "Thank God the good old NHS is safe in Tory hands due to the extra 350 million a week its getting for diagnostic equipment and staff pay rises. And that little thing with the Irish border and the threat of a renewing of hostilities, I'm sure that's nothing. I mean as long as we've got our sovereignty and blue passport it's all been worthwhile hasn't it?"


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