13th September Prince in a sweat over NY news story

According to breaking news Prince Andrew has miraculously been cured of his inability to sweat after waking up on Sunday morning to the news that a teenage girl had won an epic battle in an American court.

Prince Andrew who according to the infamous interview with BBC's Emily Matliss, didn't break sweat once during the entire Falkland's war or whilst consuming an American Hot at Woking Pizza Express, is reported to have been discovered by his vallet on Sunday morning attempting to wring out his sweat soaked jim jams and bed sheets before any other members of the household woke up.

What made Andrew's condition even worse and caused a further crack in Royal relationships was the discovery that his mum, The Queen, had sent a congratulatory Tik Toc video to the young teenager, who according to unconfirmed reports is claiming it was her first time. Within a few hours this was followed by a tweet in which her Majesty revealed her utter admiration for 'a young girl who was not afraid to go to a court, face down her opponent and claim the victory that her perseverance has deserved.”

At the time of going to press Grace Under Pressure's very own ace reporter is unable to confirm whether underarm tactics were used to serve Prince Andrew with a series of unplayable summonses. Let's just all hope he has his very own day in court. Now that will certainly make him sweat.




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