10th September They all look the same don't they?

Full time child food poverty crusader and part time footballer Marcus Rashford has taken to twitter to apologise for mistaking one white politician for another because let's be honest they all look the same don't they.

According to breaking news revealed only by Grace Under Pressure, the error came to light after Rashford took part in a zoom call during which he was unable to determine if he was speaking to Secretary of State for Educational Cock Ups, Gavin Williamson or Secrerary of State for Defence ( unless I'm on a Corfu beach) Dominic Raab.

The England international revealed it wasn't a racist thing but all middle aged white Tory Toffs just tend to look and sound the same, especially to undernourished kids who can't understand why its taking so long to sort the issue of child food poverty out.

BBC political commentator and style icon, Laura Kuennesberg, attempted to solve the conundrum but revealed it was difficult. Speaking to Grace Under Pressure's intense interviewer she explained, "It might well have been Dominic Raab on zoom because we all know he's a little averse to making phones calls, whereas its quite possible that Gavin Williamson wouldn't have the where with all to know how to unmute himself on zoom."

"Apparenty it's very common for people to confuse Gavin Williamson with Frank Spencer from the classic 1970's TV comedy, Some Mother's Do Ave 'Em, so we can understand Marcus Rashford's confusion".


 



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