6th July Buying before the bubble bursts

Call it a leap of faith before the bubble might potentially burst tomorrow night, but Grace Under Pressure has received reports that Three Lions co authors David Baddiel and Frank Skinner have been busy splashing the cash as the entire nation simultaneously downloads their song

With Saturday night’s victory in Rome resulting is an outbreak of mass delusion more infective than the delta varient, one that has ensured at least another 50 billion plays of the 90’s classic, sofa pals Baddiel and Skinner are now so absolutely minted that nothing is out of reach of their spending power.

Speaking to Grace Under Pressure's often offside official, famous footy fan, Itskumin Ome, revealed, "At the start of the Euros you might have heard the occasional play on the radio, but now it's like it;s the only record thats ever been recorded. If it's not on your radio, it's on someone elses, or being played in a pub beer garden, or you'll catch a snippet of it from an open window as a  car rushes past. Some people have even got it as their ring tone on their phones. There's no escape. It's just brilliant."

At the time of going to press Grace Under Pressure is unable to confirm reports that Frank Skinner is planning to splash the cash on a super yatch on which he will cruise the canal network around Birmingham. Let's hope for Frank that all the boys play a peaky blinder against Denmark in order to ensure the royalties keep rolling in.