5th July Bill plays his get out of jail card


Lawyers for Bill Cosby have woken up every morning for the past week to find their email in boxes and mobile answer phones absolutely jammed with messages from Rolf Harris, Harvery Wienstien and Gary Glitter, all seeking to secure their services.

With news emerging of the dramatic release of Bill Cosby, for no good reason other than the fact that prosecution lawyers appear to have inserted a full stop instead of a comma in a legal document, Grace Under Pressure now understands that Gary Glitter, currently serving a prison sentence of 16 years at HMP The Verne in Portland, Dorset, has began to wonder if its time for a 70's revival and whether any of Mr Crosby's legal team now want to be in his gang

With the release of a man who has been accused by up to 60 different women of different forms of sexual assault and abuse and who openly admitted to drugging and having sex with incapacitated women. a light at the end of the tunnel has suddenly appeared for a whole host of sex offenders

At the time of going to press it is unclear whether Mr Cosby's lawyers accepted his invitation for drinks and nibbles round at his place following his accquital. But we would hope not.


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