3rd July Princes discover mystery sibling

Princes William and Harry were united in their confusion on Wednesday after unveiling a statue of their mother which seemed to suggest a missing sibling. 

Thankfully for all those watching, their years of training in Royal matters ensured that they managed to maintain straight faces after removing the bedsheets to reveal a statue of Diana that looked a little bit like her if you had only ever seen here on grainy CCTV images. And had never seen an image of Theresa May. But the mask quickly slipped when a mystery third child was noticed.

"Well that obviously me as the family favourite at the front," William was overheard to say, " I mean just look at the way dear Mummy is laying her hand on my shoulder. And that one at the back is obviously you Harry, the runt of the litter, sulking and pouting and threatening to throw your toys out of the pram just cause you didn't get your way. A portent of how things would develop as it turns out." 

"But who is that other one? I thought it might be one of Uncle Andrew's girlfriends but I'm not sure. I wonder if it's the one that is always referred to in the press as 'the Hewitt child'? We've all heard about it but have never really been sure if it were true. I mean its difficult to tell with a bronze statue if her hair is ginger or not really. What do you think Harry...Harry....Harry...oh he seemed to have buggered off."



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