24th July A grand day out powered by Wendslydale


With three of the biggest ego on the planet currently battling to be the first one to permenantly leave it (hopefully) news is emerging that all three have been beaten to the punch by a self assuming british inventor and his canine assistant back in the late 1980's

Working out of 62 West Wallaby Street, Wigan, self taught inventor, Wallace, was set on course for the space adventure by the discovery that he had run out of his favourite Wensleydale cheese, and with shelves in their local Morrisons out of fresh supplies, decided to go and source it at the source, for we all know that the moon is in fact made of cheese.

Second by second grainy footage of this adventure was captured on what historians are referring to as 'VHS tape' an ancient recording devide that was common in the 1980's. Building a rocket to fly to the moon, as Wallace and his canine companion Gromit, began sampling and gathering cheese, they encountered a coin-operated Robot. It is thought by many conspiracy theorists that this robot somehow returned to earth aboard Wallace and Gromit's space craft and is now masquarading under the name of Elon Musk. Musk's attempt to launch into space are understood to his attempts to return home to a place that resembles the press conferences for his product launches ie somwehere that has no atmosphere at all.

At the time of going to press it is uncertain whether Jeff Bezos has stolen another idea from Wigan's most famour inventor, the Mind manipulation-o-matic, used to control and he manipulation of human thoughts and desires. But it would explain how so many people buy so much rubbish from Amazon. 

So let's all get ready to return to the moon with the wonderful EVye


 



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