3rd June The trilogy to beat all trilogies

Part time film critics up and down the country are already starting to drool over the prospect of the soon to be released 'Covid 3rd Wave', the final part of the Covid trilogy that has kept the entire population glued to their sofas for the best part of 15 months.

Epidemiologist Ima Spreader said: “Nobody saw the first wave coming , well apart from the entire SAGE team, and so it was a complete game changer, decimating box offices all over the planet. And even given the levels of hype when the sequel 'Covid Wave 2' dropped in early winter featuring that new Indian footage, well it set the bar even higher, which is unusual because most sequels really suck." 

"The marketing for the final part of the trilogy, one in which hopefully as least some of the loose ends are tied up, has worked on the uncertainty principle, with audiences not sure of its release date, if indeed it is going to be released at all. Trailer have been popping up mysterioulsy all over the country in places like Bolton, Leicester and Blackburn, but a nationwide release has not been confirmed."

Some skeptics are already fearful that this final installment, (unless the producers know something we don't) is arriving too quickly on the heels of the last one and may botch the ending just like they did with Game of Thrones, leaving millions of people breathless just not in the way they had been hoping.



 

whether this segment will revist Wuhan and reveal the backstory to Covid is unsure

hopefully this latest release will be on a par with the last installment of the Dark Knight trilogy, rather than being the damp squib that was Taken 3, in which Liam Nieson's search of kidnappers is interupted by his own need to take a nap, get his dentures fixed and pick up his pension.




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