19th June It's a biblical judgement

In a shock move, the barely viable DUP leader Edwin Poots has exercised free will and control over his own body by terminating his embryionic leadership even before the end of its first term. 

For those with their finger on the pulse of religious issues they will have noted that his departure after 21days is exactly three times longer than it took God to complete the whole shebang, but not according to Mr Poots via a big bang.

Poots, who became well known for his position that the Earth is only 6,000 years old and that dinosaur fossils are just the Almighty having a good laugh, has decided its his God given right and free will option to choose what he does with his own body.

Biblical scholar, Iyam Divine, spoke to Grace Under Pressure's very own archaic dinosaur, “If like Edwin Poots you believe the Earth is only 6,000 years old, then twenty-one days actually feels like a quite a long time in the history of the world.  He probably feels like he needs a bit of a lie down. It is a shame that we never got to hear any of his policies esp the ones related to climate change which is off course entirely fictional unless it’s a big flood created by God to punish sinners in which case it’s indisputable fact.”

At the time of going to press Grace Under Pressure cannot confirm whether Mr Poot's political views evolved at all during his three weeks in office or whether his resignation was of his own creation or not.

Still let's all look on the bright side...only 10 more DUP leaders till Christmas!!!