11th June Am I still protected?

 

48 year old Tiffany Shaw was panic stricken yesterday afternoon with the overwhelming thought that despite having received her second Covid 19 injection, she might not be protected against the virus as she forgot to upload a picture of her vacinnaton card onto social media. Tiffany, a dental hygenist and part time 'non influencer' on various vacuous platforms realised her error whilst uploading a picture of the last thing she ate to Instaface.

Speaking to Grace Under Pressure's very own antibody against anxiety, Tiffany revealed, "I was just scrolling through some previous posts to see if any of them had received double figure views, which is the hallmark of someone with real non influence on society, when I suddenly realised there was nothing about my second jab. Nothing."

“It's not like I'm into all that conspiracy theory nonsense and I know Chris Whitty and Patrick Vallance haven't indicated as much but I'm pretty sure Lawrence Fox said that you have to post a picture, to make sure that the vaccine actually works. And we all know what good sense Lawrence talks. A picture of you actually getting the jab itself is obviously the gold standard but failing that a picture of the completed vaccination card is just as good, as long as the details are legible and easy to read.”

“I had every intention of doing mine as soon as I left the vaccination centre but I walked past a Wetherspoons on my way home and the thought of squelching my way across a slops sodden carpet was too much to resist. And well the rest of the day is a blur. I'm really annoyed as I had chosen my hashtag and emoji to go along with the upload. I’ve just been walking around ever since, without a care in the world, thinking that I am safe. But am I?”


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