23rd May AJ just Fury..ious

Having struggling for the best part of 6 months to set a date for their preposed bout of fisti cuffs, British heavyweights Anthony Joshua and Tyson Fury have finally managed to agree on a timetable to announce the postponement of their much anticipated, virtually, almost but not quite, never actually going to happen title fight.

Following weeks of incredibly tense negotiations both Camp Tyson and Camp Antony, which is a reference to their training set ups not their effeminate behaviour,  have now finally been able to agree a date for announcing that the fight which was announced only a few days ago won’t actually happen in mid August.

Speaking exclusivly to Grace Under Pressure's punchdrunk print setter, promoter Eddie Hearn confirmed “This is biggest cancelation in the history of boxing. It's massive. You do NOT want to miss this. Two British fighter in the prime of their life are not going to be fighting each other. It's a cornerman's wet dream and what everyone wants to see not happen. AJ not fighting the Gypsy King. The biggest non sporting event on the planet, and now we finally have a date to call the whole thing off. Again."

“We simply cannot wait to not give the public, and boxing fans around the world, exactly what they have been waiting for, so put it in your diaries, tune in to Sky Sports, pay for £20 pay per view fee to find out when the fight that will never happen be officially declared off."


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