22nd May Probing practices prove problematic for Prince

Following the revelation that the BBC used dastardly deeds of deception in order to obtain an interview with Princess Diana, Grace Under Pressure is today posing the 'needs to be asked question' as to whether Prince Andrew's interview with Emily Matliss last year was also based on a bed rock of falsehoods, untruths and downright lies.

After Martin Bashir’s now infamous interview with Diana has been found to be based on outrageous lies, Prince Andrew is now pondering if the powers that be at the BBC can be blamed for his own deceitful interview.

"Having been forced to forge, fudge and fake answers to questions posed by Emily Matliss," explained a palace spokesman, "It is becoming inceasing clear to Prince Andrew that any tall tales he might or might not have told where as a direct result of a BBC conspiracy to get at the truth."

"Former director general of the BBC, Tony Hall, who the Prince would like it pointed out is not a proper General at all, should stand up and be accountable for asking his Royalness all those questions to try to make him sweat even though he he already knew that the Prince medically couldn't. It's no wonder Tony Hall jumped ship."

“As for going to Pizza Express in Woking, well Prince Andrew's recollection that he had a 'hot American' that night, was allowed to turn into a source of jokes and satirical articles, based purely on the BBC decision to broadcast that information. Prince Andrew would like the BBC to have to answer questions from an outside organisation like the FBI but doubts they would have the courage to engage with such a line of inquiry. And don't forget Prince Andrew fought in the Falklands."


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