19th May Barista or Barrister?

As Covid restrictions ease Gloucester cafe owners have discovered that as well as being able to invite people into their premises for a hot cuppa and buttered bap, they have also been given licence to open up their basements.

Speaking to Grace Under Pressure's forensic font setter,  owner of the 'Better latte than never' cafe, Ivor Brewon, explained his mixed emotions. "For years we've been trying to get council planning permission for a small extension or even just a small beer garden out the back, and each time we've been refused, often for ridiculous reasons." 

"They wouldn't even allow us to put a couple of table and chairs outside during lockdown. Now suddenly when it suits them, and I might add without seeking our permission, every man and his dog has arrived to help us clear out our basement. I don't wanna go digging up the past but it's a bit cheeky if you ask me."

"It wasn't our first choice if we're honest," explained his partner, Sheeza Sweetenuff, "We would have been happy with a rooftop terrace or even a bit of decking. I'd even have settled for the little marque the council have erected outside the front door last week when it was pssing down all the time. It all seems too little too late but better than nothing I suppose."

"I'm not sure this basement malarky will catch on though, not even with drink starved customers. I mean who wants to be buried away down in that dark place after months of lockdown. But I guess there are some right wierdos out there."


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